if you insist...
First of all, thank you in advance for any and all gifts. Your presence is truly a gift to us. If you insist on getting us a gift, we have registered online at Zola.com. We currently own most of the usual items you find on a wedding registry, so we have selected a handful of items we consider heirloom quality that we will pass on to our children and options to contribute to our home renovation projects or honeymoon(s). Gifts purchased on Zola can conveniently be sent directly to our home in Portland, Oregon.